His fellow stood to attention
as attention needed his intention
because of how he got a mention
to get his “tool out” from his bag
She had called a desperate plumber
hope for more than just a number
and not having to rely on a sad cucumber
She wanted to be very bad!
As he stood with trousers down
she looked and started to really frown
he looked more like a friendly clown
Than the dream in side her head
She made excuses, asked him to leave
the man left, the cucumber retrieved.
Then up to the bedroom for a mighty “heave”.
The rest of the day spent in bed.