A vampire turned into a flappy bat
for a jaunt around the forest dark,
hoping to see someone for a chat
maybe play a game in the park.
He had a football just in case
as he loved a kick about at night
but people always thought he gave chase.
He must have looked a fright.
if you see a vampire with a ball
alone, kicking it by himself.
Be brave, go ask him, stand tall
If he’d like a game or twelve.