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Sun has got his hat on [reprised]

Posted on 06/27/2025 by admin

The sun has got his hat  on
Hip hip hip hooray
The sun has got his hat on
And can fuck right off today

I’m sweating like a gibbon
Or a black latex clad gimp
I’m sweating like a gibbon
Or maybe a perspiring chimp

And now I’m needing water
I’m as thirsty as can be
I’ve drank a camel’s worth of water
And I need a really big wee.

So, this is summer
It’s getting hotter by the hour,
I’m still incredibly sweating
So I’m off to take a shower.

The sun has got his hat  on
Hip hip hip hooray
The sun has got his hat on
And can fuck right off today

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