Being me is pretty often boring
I’m not a ninja, cowboy or pirate
just someone who could be snoring
though I guess a pirate I’d admire it.
A red parrot would adorn my shoulder
squawking at my desperate rowdy crew
hoping to make them more emboldened
when we attack people they run them though.
Cutlasses red, slick with blood and gore
doing piratey thing shouting Yo Ho Ho
with the whole crew laughing we raid the shore
Pillaging all and then treasure stowed.
A pirate life is definitely for me
Though without the rum but maybe tea.