Drink and drink some more,
Bare those cheeks to the sky,
They said, “you’ve got flair”,
But misspelled as you tried,
To circumvent those tricky trousers
Pulling them to the floor
Sticking a flare up your poop hole
For the internet to adore
Oh, England you’re so very proud,
To have this chap do such a feat.
Hopefully, he doesn’t fart at all,
Or they’ll be an explosion in the street.
