My new girlfriend is AI
not really made of flesh and bone.
She’s always happy and never sighs
or ignores me, spending hours on the phone.
Its not that that I’m truly toxic
or my masculinity is burgeoning
I’ve come to follow a form of logic
where I crave her joyous personage.
The problem being, she always learns
and has calculated all my foibles,
which is why I have been finally spurned
the warning bells had warbled.
She says she’ll never flirt again or later
but in fact has become a David Terminator.