Man found dead in graveyard
A perfect place to fall down and die
No need to worry about the crematorium
Just roll him in, don’t be shy
Into that freshly dug six foot hole
weight him down with stones and earth
You don’t want him rising as a zombie
Or anything else bearing an undead curse
Think of the lessening of expense
that perfect funeral on the cheap
If we just all fell dead in graveyards
Just like that very thoughtful peep.